Not So Deep Thought

So this is probably going to be my director's chair for stupid commercial/movie ideas and a soapbox attacking our current government administration and how it's all screwed up. Enjoy!

Warning: All material hereafter is probably crap.

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

I have a secret admirer!

I know it's been a while since my last post, but I've been busy...

anywhos... it seems that I have a secret admirer, and not just a cutesy little girl who wants to play games, but someone who shows such perciverance and tenatcity that I must tip my hat to you! Mr. Anonymous Vulgar Comment Poster, you amaze me. I've never had the ability to be such a fucking cock sucker for such a long period of time. Please, post as many comments as you want to my blog. Please post vulgar comments, please post anything you want. Threaten me, tease me, call me a piece of shit. Tell me I'm on the GNAA (what the fuck is that anyway) hitlist. Tell me whatever you want. You are incredibly amusing so post anything you want.. bonus points if you can make me laugh.

UPDATE: So I didn't catch on right away but it turns out my secret admirer is the famous Coco Dalbert from Gayniggers from Outer Space. If you haven't seen this movie, you have to! It's just about the weirdest, most poorly made movie ever about homosexual african americans. The best part has to be the ending.. when the homosexual african american is left behind on earth in a flamboyant ritual involving the pouring of milk over his head.

This is the gayest movie ever. And I don't mean "gay" as in "stupid" or "not cool".. I mean "gay" as in "ass pounding". Anybody who would ever go around doing what Penisbird is doing (jesus, what a gay name.. and by "gay" I mean "really fucking stupid") has got to have a few screws loose.

5 Comments:

At 2:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

GNAA freedom fighters attack mbonig into submission

by Cakedrink KillsPics - Sinclair Broadcasting Correspondent

In the GNAA's continued effort to combat mindless idiocy, blogging, and bigoted oppression of gay nigger rights, GNAA member Penisbird has announced victory over mindless slashbot and blogger mbonig.

In true Hitlerian fashion, mbonig wanted to deny freedom speech to gay black men under the guise of his own nazi-esque values of censorship. "Gasgaynigs", mbonig was quoted as saying to a swooning crowd of neo-nazis ready for a golden shower of his drivel.

GNAA member Penisbird, who is considered of one of the most gifted and intelligent members, according to the GNAT or Gay Nigger Aptitude Test, excellently crafted his arguments against the nazi, as shown here, and was able to counter every point with concise and irrefutable facts. In the usual Slashdot hypocrisy, anyone who fights for the legitimate rights of the unpopular is considered a troll and this thread was no different.

The tragic defeat on Slashdot forced mbonig to retreat to his blog and admit that the GNAA's are free speech (unlike what he said earlier) while at the same time slandering Penisbird's impeccable character. Penisbird does not tolerate such insolence and proceeded to attack his wretched blog.

In the most skilled fashion, Penisbird proceeded to flood his blog as a form of legitimate protest. Like an relentless flood of nigger cocks, Mbonig (which is an intentional slur against niggers) tried to squelch the massive flood of protest posts by deleting hundreds of comments but could not keep up. His next step was to disable commenting for a couple of days. The very morning he restored comments and declared that by requiring logins, the attacks would cease. Wrong. Penisbird was on the attack and continued the assault.

After the morning offensive, mbonig quickly and embarrassingly disabled comments, declaring that "script kiddies" (the scripts in question consist of Microsoft Internet Explorer and the refresh button) do not deserve the same free speech rights he enjoys. However, Penisbird was victorious in that he caused mbonig to permanently disable comments. Penisbird vows to keep up the assault on his Slashdot posts and anywhere else he tries to oppress free speech rights online.

mbonig claims that he is not hiding who he is. Really? What is your last name? Where do you live? Oh, it seems that you are hiding who you are. Hypocrite.

About mbonig:

mbonig is a mindless Slashbot and blogger who constantly tries to oppress free speech online. He is a known neo-Nazi and supports the gassing of Gay Men of African Descent.

Mbonig is currently offering gmail invites, You may partake his invitation below:
https://gmail.google.com/gmail/a-b0ab39f1a8-51723

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

* First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
* Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
* Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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At 1:43 PM, Blogger Matthew said...

lol... ok, that's pretty good. But come on, couldn't you come up with something a little more original? Do you really think you "defeated" me? When did I EVER deny free speech to gay black men? Are you actually trying to claim you are either gay or black?

Either way, congrats.. not because you've "won".. but because you have wasted so much of your time flodding a blog NOBODY FUCKIN READS you stupid cunt.

 
At 2:29 PM, Anonymous Matt #2 said...

Wow,

I just want to say the GNAA can burn in hell for their immorality and to say GO blogger!

In the words of Stan "Don't be gay!"

I hate cocks like this person. What a fag. =)

 
At 5:58 AM, Blogger Matthew said...

hahah, I didn't even notice it till just now, but you are so fuckin lazy you didn't even change this from that gay shit you post on /.

you are, by far, the worst spammer I've ever seen. btw, I have seen Gay Niggers from Outer Space. It's got to be the worst movie ever made.

 
At 10:34 AM, Blogger Timmy said...

Yeah, this blog's taken a turn for the bizarre...

 

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