Not So Deep Thought

So this is probably going to be my director's chair for stupid commercial/movie ideas and a soapbox attacking our current government administration and how it's all screwed up. Enjoy!

Warning: All material hereafter is probably crap.

Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Friday is Totally Krossed Out day!

Ok, so to commemorate those who have fallen by Hip-Hop's wayside, Friday (Aug 27th) is officially The First Annual Totally Krossed Out day. On this day everybody will be blasting Kris Kross music and should wear their clothes backwards.

Please pass this around.

Next week (Sept 3rd) will be Ninja Day... wear Ninja clothes and karate chop people (not for real though, that would hurt).

A good laugh

Ok, so I've never seen the show. In fact, I've always bad mouthed it because I think it's MTV crap... but I found an alternative to having to watch Jessica Simpson and "Nicky":

Newleyweds Quotes pages

I giggled my mutha fuckin ass off....

Saturday, August 21, 2004

XM Radio.. cause it.... rocks?

So I decided to pickup XM Radio today (over some thinking vs Sirius). All exicted, like a kid with my new Transformer, I ran home, ripped open the package and registered online. Ok, whew, ok, breathe Matt. Breathe!!!

Ok, 5 minutes lady, still no stations, just the preview channel. Don't panic, whew. (When I registered, what did "Radio ID not available" mean?. Whew, ok, did I just blow $100 bucks?

Go watch a movie, that will calm you. Netflix came in today! 2 hours later ok, time to call up. "Sorry sir, it's registered under a Tamika Terrance. Are you Tamika Terrance?" ... guess what I said...
"well sir, would you like to listen to the hold music, or listen to me beathe??" .. um, music I guess. After a moment... "Thank you for holding sir, did you like my music?". "Um, sure!". "Thank you sir, I wrote that.". !!! hahahaha...

"No kidding, well it's good, good job!"

bla bla bla

"Ok sir, it's all taken care of, now what you are going to have to do is go outside, and turn it on. Leave it on for atleast an hour until you get channels 7, 9, 49, and 121, at which point you can turn it off. If you turn it off before it's activated you have to start over. I have to do my spiel, you have to listen. It gets done but it wastes time. So lets not have to do that." HAHAHAHAH!

"No problem..."

Best phone support guy ever. We need more guys like that.


So Monday morning when I was walking out to my car I dropped the XM Radio reciever I bought. It wouldn't power up so I took it back and exchanged it (sorry Bestbuy, I lied, it didn't just 'stop working', I dropped it, eat me). The lady took about 5 minutes to break into the pain in the ass hard plastic "nobody can steal it" packaging. On the way home I call up XM to change the Radio ID on my account so this new one will work... guess what:

"Sorry sir, there's a small problem, this radio ID is already registered to a Tamika Terrance."

You've got to be kidding me... "and her account is still active with a credit card and an outstanding balance so I can't just close it... can you hold".

While Not-As-Much-Fun support guy let me listen to his crappy music (where was that cool stuff the last guy played for me?) I started thinking... (danger): How is it that TWO XM Radio's purchased from a BestBuy and both in new packaging are already registered, TO THE SAME PERSON?! "Ok sir, everything is set" .. bla bla bla, ten minutes later I have XM Radio again.

On the way into work I got to listen to Kriss Kross's Jump Jump! Booya...

Thursday, August 05, 2004

Kobe Simpson...

So apparently the big talk now is that the criminal case against Kobe Bryant will get plee-bargained down to a lesser charge and not go to trial. This is because the accuser is now questioning whether or not she can have a fair trial with all the "mistakes" so far (weren't there a lot of mistakes in the Simpson case too!?). The talk is she'll make a deal with Kobe's lawyers so that the criminal case doesn't go to trial, he gets some sort of probation and then she brings up a civil suit against him (in which her and her lawyers have a lot more power to subpoena witnesses). The civil suit will probably be settled for a large amount of money (a few million, maybe right around the amount of money he dumped on the diamond ring for his wife, after he was caught).

I like what one of the radio guys said this morning, specifically a prosecuter here in CO that had some good insights.. he said (paraphrase) "she's probably sitting there going 'the system has failed, I can't get a fair trial, I'll take it to civil court'"... but I have to agree, it sure sounds like the system has failed for this girl. Let's assume Kobe did rape her, then she should get every chance to prove that in a court of law. But instead, she gets her name, her past records, and a lot of private stuff exposed that shouldn't have been, but was because of sloppy Eagle county shitheads.

Ok, let's assume he didn't rape her, and she's lying... then she should go fuck herself.. just make sure you don't claim it was rape later.

Either way, I can't help but feel this was a OJ Simpson trial all over again. Kobe's lawyers (or maybe it was just chance) got a lot of information out that makes this girl look uncredible. Rather then say "he didn't do it, she can't prove it", they went with the "she's a slut, you can't believe her" sort of tactics. So where's the similarities with OJ's case? Well, instead of attacking the problem head on, they attacked the evidence (which I guess is a good tactic, as it's worked so well).. OJ's glove's magically didn't fit him. Then again, they were probably planted by police who felt pressure to get the OJ case taken care of quickly... Once again though we have a high-profile super mega athlete who faced criminal charges and will probably get off, with barely a slap on the wrist.

Tuesday, August 03, 2004

Hacking it up

Ok, so this is what I think happened in Utah..

Wife comes home.. "honey, why did you lie to me about medical school?"... "well actually, I never even graduated college..." ... "WHAT?!" ... "DIE BITCH!!!" "Hmm... now I need to get rid of her body and this bed mattress... I know, I'll fold them all together and throw it in the dumpster, then buy a new mattress, report her missing, and then check into an insane asylum."

This guy's pretty fuckin twisted and I hope (if she was pregnant) that they pump him so full of whatever they pump people full of to kill them that it's coming out of his eyes.

I hate guys who murder their wives.

Top 10 Worst things to say in bed

10. Oh Mark...
9. You need to do some kegels
8. Oh mommy...
7. Let me know when you're done.
6. Why not, it tastes like ice cream!
5. Kerry or Bush?
4. You aren't as good as my last girlfriend...
3. Hold on, let me push my belly out of the way...
2. Pull my hair out, one at a time.
1. I'm gunna go play Doom 3...

Monday, August 02, 2004

What happened to marriage vows?

I don't remember it being in marriage vows that "if you get pregnant I will kill you"..

Latest dead mother

So now we've got that sick fuck in CA that killed his wife, this Utah twerp that (probably) killed his wife. It's just so fuckin disgusting that anybody could do that sort of thing...