Not So Deep Thought

So this is probably going to be my director's chair for stupid commercial/movie ideas and a soapbox attacking our current government administration and how it's all screwed up. Enjoy!

Warning: All material hereafter is probably crap.

Friday, July 22, 2005

The future of our freedom...

Wow.. 4 months since my last post. So why make one? Well... cause I have something on my mind.

Since 9/11 more and more regulations and laws have been put in effect to secure out safety and our "freedom" as Bush puts it. Our war in Iraq, to secure out freedom and spread that freedom to all those who want it. The last (almost) 4 years have been spent making America more secure so that our way of life can continue.

I'm starting to wonder if that is possible. Are the terrorists achieving their goal?

With the attacks in London we were reminded, for the first time since the Spain bombings, that we are incredible vulnerable. Millions of people every day put themselves into a position that could be potential disasterous, if they happened to be wearing a bomb. As people commute to work they board trains and buses that other people are riding. With every person who walks into a highrise they have the potential of being a terrorist and wearing a bomb. The right bombs in the rights places could cause massive problems. This is all trivial.

With advancements in technology and the every growing power of terrorists to recruit new opperatives, anybody in America (and elsewhere) could potentially be a terrorist. Anybody could potentially kill thousands.

So what do we do? How does America protect itself? With the recent bombings in London we here in America are starting to see commuters searched when boarding public transit. How else can we ensure that nobody is getting aboard our subways with backpack bombs?! We don't have the technology to scan for these things without being intrusive.

And here lies the problem. It's the ultimate conclussion that for the government and it's enforcers of policy to ensure that you, me, and every freedom loving America is safe, we must search. We can no longer say "oh, well he looks like he's from Texas, I'm sure he's OK". We saw with the Oklahoma City Bombings from the mid 90's that Americans are willing to attack Americans. So we must search, to ensure our safety.

But our government is based on personal freedoms and our right, as Americans, to not be searched. People are allowed to refuse these random searches and still get on subways, so what prevents a terrorist from saying "no" and still getting on?

Well what about the airports? We have always searched there and it has gotten much more thorough since 9/11. Well, airport searching has, for many years, been a socially accepted part of air travel, and we're all grateful that every person who gets on a plane has been searched and deemed safe for travel. But this doesn't scale? Can you imagine the problems if commuter trains/subways had the same kind of security? It wouldn't work...

So what do we do? Remove the freedoms of our citizens and say that everybody must be searched for "the greater good"? Or do we forgo searching and risk more deaths? Do we develop more technology that allows for "unobtrusive" searching, like X-Ray machines and the like? Still.. an invasion of privacy that the American public wouldn't stand for.

So... what do we do? Wouldn't it be interesting if the point of these bombings and 9/11 wasn't to kill Americans, but to force us to removing our own freedoms at the cost of our way of life?

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

I have a secret admirer!

I know it's been a while since my last post, but I've been busy...

anywhos... it seems that I have a secret admirer, and not just a cutesy little girl who wants to play games, but someone who shows such perciverance and tenatcity that I must tip my hat to you! Mr. Anonymous Vulgar Comment Poster, you amaze me. I've never had the ability to be such a fucking cock sucker for such a long period of time. Please, post as many comments as you want to my blog. Please post vulgar comments, please post anything you want. Threaten me, tease me, call me a piece of shit. Tell me I'm on the GNAA (what the fuck is that anyway) hitlist. Tell me whatever you want. You are incredibly amusing so post anything you want.. bonus points if you can make me laugh.

UPDATE: So I didn't catch on right away but it turns out my secret admirer is the famous Coco Dalbert from Gayniggers from Outer Space. If you haven't seen this movie, you have to! It's just about the weirdest, most poorly made movie ever about homosexual african americans. The best part has to be the ending.. when the homosexual african american is left behind on earth in a flamboyant ritual involving the pouring of milk over his head.

This is the gayest movie ever. And I don't mean "gay" as in "stupid" or "not cool".. I mean "gay" as in "ass pounding". Anybody who would ever go around doing what Penisbird is doing (jesus, what a gay name.. and by "gay" I mean "really fucking stupid") has got to have a few screws loose.

Thursday, January 06, 2005

I'm Back!!!

Welcome back all your loyal readers. I just wanted to take a moment and let everyone know I'm back in town. I know there weren't any updates for quite some time, but after the Nov 2nd Election I decided it would be good to get out in the world and see everything that was going on.

It started shortly after my last post. I took a leave of absence from my job and headed up to Canada. My first stop was interesting. I got to see a fairly socialist society and spoke to many people about the advantages/disadvantages to the Canadian way of life. Basically, the quality of living is lower but they get better healthcare. Oh, and nobody could care less about what you do.. own a gun.. fine... smoke weed... fine. My kinda people... except for those ugly tuxedos.

Next on my list was the UK. I was once there almost 18 months ago and it was interesting being back and seeing everybody's take on America. One night while at the pub (it's not a 'bar') I spoke to a fairly drunk Englishman who didn't like Americans. He spat on me and then said something offensive about my mother and told me George W. Bush was a 'wanker'. I'm not sure what that means but I'm guessing from context that it's not good.

Next I went to France. I quickly left when I realized that I hate the fuckin French.

On to Amsterdam. Now this is my kind of place.. easy sex and weed everywhere. I don't think I've ever eaten more or been happier... but I also appreciated the development and social context of America more afterwards. Let me explain... let's say you walk into a sandwich shop here in the US. When you order your sandwich everybody is polite but usually not too friendly. I'm comfortable with that. I don't want to know about your kidney stone if I'm getting a hoagie from you. In Amsterdam though.. wow. I ordered a sandwich and was asked if I wanted some weed and a 3 way with two hungarian princesses. Listen dude, all I want is that sandwich right there.. if I wanted weed and ass, I would have asked you for it.

From here I went to Sweden. Too fuckin cold.. I left pretty quick but not before getting a sandwich from a local shop and asking the shopkeeper where I could get sweet Swedish ass... he directed me to Amsterdam.

By this point it was turning to the late December months and I was getting homesick. I only travelled to a few places but I knew that all the other places on my list were just shittier then these. Iraq/Iran/Pakistan... all of them were going to suck, so I decided to head home.

I left out of Heathrow in London and upon my arrival at the gate I ran into another American couple. Quite a lovely pair I must say. She was blonde with huge breasts and so was her girlfriend. I asked them if they had ever been to Amsterdam. They said they had never been but heard it was fun. "If you're with me, you beautiful baby bunnies, it will be!!!". I got their numbers but apparently they're thinking of moving to Canada...

Cheers!


Wednesday, November 10, 2004

Is Richard Simmons gay?

I've never really known. See, when I was a kid and he was gaining popularity I didn't know what gay was, so I never made the assumption he was. Well, for those of you who still don't know, here is some proof:

Richard Simmons on Who's Line is it Anyway?!


Tuesday, November 09, 2004

The First Annual Phillip J. Fry Coffee Challenge

In an episode of Futurama (my favorite TV show), Phillip J. Fry gets a $300 tax refund. He decides to spend it on 100 cups of coffee. By the 100th cup time starts to slow down for him. This is the Coffee Challenge.

I haven't decided when, but sometime in the near future I plan on drinking 100 cups of coffee. I plan to spread it out over the same period of time Fry does it. My hope is that on the 100th cup of coffee time begins to slow down.

I'll post a journal of my experiances here. Wish me luck.

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

Gmail and the President

I got a gmail invite today. For those of you who don't know it's the email offering from the google.com people. It's in beta and accounts are by invite only. It rocks... javascripting for fast responses, huge storage (1 gig!) and the ability to thread and search emails... awesome

today is also the election. People are going to the polls and telling he governments that they want X for president and they agree with amendments A, B, or C of their states consitution. Lots of things being voted on today. I just really really really really hope that idiot of a human being who stole the 2000 election gets kicked out and John Kerry can lead out country to a better future then Bush could ever possibly DREAM of! Yes, I try to stay non-partisan with previous posts, but today, there is no such thing. You are either for the president or against him, and I'm against him.

Sunday, October 24, 2004

Nov 1st predictions.

So on Nov 1st I'm expecting the following two ads to air on national TV:

1st ad[vert]:
Good Evening America. On the evening of this momentum occasion I would like to empart a few words on you. Three purple hearts. Wrong War, Wrong Time. Bush smells funny when he sweats. He's made some pretty bad decisions. Why is he always falling down? I don't want a president who can't pronounce 'nuclear'. Yeeeha, Howard Dean! John Edwards hair is less of an asshole then Chaney. Lesbians, Lesbians, Lesbians! I'm John F. Kerry, and I was on The Daily Show before it was cool... three purple hearts.

2nd ad[vert]:
Good Evening America, and God Bless. Tomorrow you will go to the schools, with the big yellow buses, which have increased 50-hundred percent since I'm gotten into office because of No Child Left Behind. You'll vote. Please remember, John Kerry is a terrorist. He has voted over 98 times to INCREASE terrorists funds. He's asked America to front the bill for terrorism. His healthcare plan will give terrorists supplies, paid for by you. Look here, you can see a picture taken in 1971 of John Kerry selling wolves to a young Saddam Hussein. And here again, in a dirty three way sex orgy with Saddam, Osama Bin... Bin Laden, and himself. America, it's just that simple. John Kerry is a terrorist. Look again here, we see Senator Kerry catching a pass from Saddam. Is this the kind of man you want running America, a evil-doing terrorist? God Bless Texas! I'm George Dubya Bush and I support this message.